If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
Death… is only the beginning.
I think your cat is broken…. Did you save the receipt for a refund?
EMT Training! I was a trauma victim, didn’t survive again this year.
With all these pesky nosebleeds I keep suffering from, you would think I was in a damn anime /: